Booty Cheese

Booty cheese is an American treat that forms in one’s booty hole. It builds up from fecal matter and piss and forms a delicious, stinky, and creamy cheese. To remove it, simply grab a straw and have someone suck it out of your hamster hole, other than that... enjoy😏

“Did you suck my booty cheese when I was asleep, I went to spoon it out and it was gone and I knew I had some leftover.”

by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 26, 2020

Cheese Skin

When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.

Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.

My fingers stink from my cheese skin.

My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode December 04, 2017

Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

by Capt Spanky September 19, 2007

stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 15, 2014

Shrek cheese

cheese from a shrek farm in egypt

i bought some Shrek cheese from Egypt

by shrek of yes March 25, 2022

Shrimp Cheese

1. (noun) The smell produced by someone's penis when they don't clean the cum off of their cock before stuffing it back into their underwear.

2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.

"People aren't going to give you head when you shrimp cheese it every time you masturbate."

by breezy_caesar April 11, 2021

Gorilla Cheese

The accumulation of dead skin cells and sweat from a gym rat that gathers in the general region of the taint. After two weeks without showering, this mass of tissue basting in human perspiration begins to ferment and produces a strong smell similar to that of pungent cheese. May be eaten with crackers

I gave Jamar a rusty trombone and got some of his delicious gorilla cheese.

by teh1337bucks December 04, 2018