close crapper

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

by Cube Dweller July 10, 2009

clam clapper

Lesbian; a female who touches her clam to another female's clam.

Chris: "That Katie girl is really hot. I'm gonna buy her a drink."

Michael: "Don't waste your time. See that girl she's with? They're clam clappers."

by Bulldog32 April 21, 2014

Cheek clapper

Someone who claps the cheeks

She was dancing and those cheeks were clapping.

Someone who has a lot of sex and claps cheeks when doing it is known as a cheek clapper

by Keepitgullie November 22, 2021

Dave Chappelle

Host of 'Chappelle's Show' on Comedy Central. Bases all of his jokes around racism and the word 'cracker'. Has the whole white male teenage population wrapped around his finger just because he gets away with saying nigger when no one else does.

If I hear one more effing person say 'I'm Rick James, bitch'... I might just slice myself with a rusty garden shovel

by JBo July 13, 2005

Chopper

The nickname given to famous Australian criminal Mark Brandon Reid. The nickname was given as a result of a prison incident which saw Mark cut off his own ears.

Have you watched the Chopper Reid DVD?

by Aussie Dunno September 20, 2008

CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)

CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.

So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.

Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.

"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"

"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."

"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"

by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010

dave chappelle

a bad ass motherfucker who sreaks his
mind

don;t fuck with him.........................................

by bugsyleeo21 January 26, 2005