Deadbeat Carl

A deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support. Some deadbeat Carl's even receive Carl Support from their exes. Most people in society today abhor such irresponsibility and find Deadbeat Carls to be despicable.

"That guy is a deadbeat Carl if there ever was one. He's trying to get child support from his ex girlfriend."
"Wow, that super pathetic. He's a real deadbeat Carl."

by Read it! July 11, 2025

Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen

Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen is the incarnation of eating so many cheesy pops that you start studying Japanese and then realize that your fetish is knæhaser.

"Omg you're being a total Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen right now and it's turning me on" and "Wtf dude stop Carling"

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly April 23, 2018

Carl stringered

The act of talking about a subject and in so detail you bore the audience to tears.

I'm busy mate you're starting to making me feel Carl stringered, I don't care if u build leggo and post videos.

by Thundercock5000 May 27, 2024

Carl

A creature with big head and blue skin often compared with a fictional character name Megamind. This creature is smart but with complex personality.

Carl is one of the sinister creatures

by Harry78 May 14, 2022

Carl

A llama that kills people and eats hands.

Carl! There is a dead human in our house!

by TubaMaverick April 20, 2022

CARL

a weirdo who uses Google too much.

Carl needs to be banished from the Internet.

by novella321 June 7, 2022

Carl

A man who absolutely rocks transition glasses and gets unlimited amounts of pussy and can also be a asshole.

Like when carl said “I’m not going anywhere”

by Colonel sanders1665 March 29, 2022