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Carl

An absolute cunt. Hates revolution race and hasn’t got the time of day for wanna be hiking influencers who have discount codes for Rev race on there page
Carl is not interested in your made up feeling sorry stories to gain attention and likes.
by Carlos020788 November 24, 2021
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Dirty Carl

When one of your work mates brings in all manners of illnesses and passes them on to everyone else.
I'm going to have to take a week off Boss I was sat next to Dirty Carl the contagious twat...
by Bonkbobbignose January 22, 2021
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Hot Carl

Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.
I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.
by Ciamnyss August 4, 2018
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Carl Crepps

A holla boy who can lose himself in the wrong girl(hoes). I had a Carl Crepps once and didn't trust him because of past assholes only then I realized he was very true to me. The boy that got away. The dude I'll always have a soft spot for and look out 4 and protect and defend. The definition of you don't know what you got till it's gone. Usually doing a bid cuz some tramp throws him under the bus to save her ass and cheats on him 3x more than she did right under his nose. Had one love of his life a German Shepard named Genesis.
That poor dude got with a dum hoe and doesn't realize he had a Kimberly what a Carl Crepps.
by BoycottingBmws February 6, 2025
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Carl

Any band follower, hanger on or random 'friend' who sits in on rehearsals be henceforth referred to as a 'Carl', this is irrespective of their gender.
'There's this Carl who keeps turning up every week. She's quite cute but between every f*cking song she asks us if she can get us some tea from the machine and frankly it's a bit off-putting'.
by Ricky 4000 February 10, 2020
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Carl

Carl is the best he’s a god, and your name definitely is Carl if you’re reading this. Because no one is more narcissistic than a Carl. So nevertheless Carl is the future the past and present, Carl is the solution the everything!
Oh! You’re a Carl? I’m sorry for approaching you without your permission.
by Carlinatorn September 21, 2021
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Carl

"hi I'm Carl"
by Yocarl November 23, 2021
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