Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form

Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?

by TooStoned2Care September 05, 2021

Cabbaged

When a joint breaks and makes the sound of cabbage breaking apart.

I was wrestling with him, caught his ankle and cabbaged his knee.

by Purpledog679 April 08, 2022

feeding me cabbage

The act of perpetrating a con on someone. Blowing smoke up someone's ass.

Are you telling me the truth, or are you feeding me cabbage?

by valiant thor December 02, 2014

Snazzy Cabbage

a real good time

That time in Pensacola for WSMFP with Disco was straight Snazzy Cabbage.

by GOODPPL September 08, 2019

cabbaging

eating from the poop chute of a gonorreah ridden individual

ive been cabbaging this guy all night long, yummy

by brussel sprout lover August 20, 2024

Cabbaging

Emptying someone's school bag and turning it inside out before putting everything back in again. No purpose to it, completely harmless, just funny.

Stop cabbaging my school bag
Adam's bag got cabbaged again when he left the room

by Cpt. Cornwall November 04, 2021

Gord Cabbage

it's like tapeworm but hanging from your butt

'Christ, John, cover your Gord Cabbage. It's your wedding day!'

by GordCabbage August 22, 2017