sick couch

the conversion of your couch into an area that you can relax on while you are sick. you must put a blanket down under you and a blanket over you. usually a sick couch is near or facing a tv. see coalie from the real world denver for more information.

"what can we do to make her feel at home while she is sick?"
"make her a sick couch"

OR

"I am not feeling well today. I am going to make a sick couch."

by Jennifer Goldberg March 29, 2007

caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

by Ben Bow October 12, 2008

Couch nymph

A person conceived as of a man ejaculating onto a couch and a woman of knowing or non-knowing condition sitting on the couch and getting pregnant.
Based on preconceived paranoia when at drunken parties.
Based on the words Couch: a piece of furniture, and nymph: young being.

Julie: I can't believe it I'm pregnant I was even awake during the party last night.

Jim: Well are you sure it is not a couch nymph or have you been screwing Jon again?

by Celest3 May 11, 2009

Step Siblings Caught

Who the fuck searches that but no porn here

Last night i got on pornhub and searched step siblings caught.

by AnonymousMan314502 March 7, 2020

coight

noun - anal sphincter

Bob would have been more prepared for the ol' finger-up-the-coight trick if Sarah had given him a rim job first, or at least gone the grout.

by dero-licked December 16, 2004

Couch Bombing

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

by tnt May 1, 2003

Jumping the Couch

1. The realization that someone has gone off the deep end.

2. Acting wildly foolish.

Tommy jumped the couch at the party when he told everybody he knew more than they did.

by LucySkyDiamonds August 31, 2005