hazleton with cheese

A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.

pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.

bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.

pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Shrimp Cheese

1. (noun) The smell produced by someone's penis when they don't clean the cum off of their cock before stuffing it back into their underwear.

2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.

"People aren't going to give you head when you shrimp cheese it every time you masturbate."

by breezy_caesar April 11, 2021

Cheese-Bobbing

When you are in the shower and you stretch your foreskin to collect the water as if you were a bucket. then dunking your head into the foreskin and using your teeth to pick out the smegma.

Last week, I heard that Charlie Lyon was cheese-bobbing in the shower.

by Sxm06m October 22, 2020

Ball Cheese

Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.

Susan was such a worthless slut she let randomn men drain thier Ball Cheese down her throat.

by Jasper LaPrizrak November 6, 2021

cheeses crepes!

Euphemism for Jesus Christ!

See cheeses.

Cheeses crepes! Those are some good pancakes!

by Adman12 October 26, 2005

Biggie Cheese

“She call me Mr Bombastic say me fantastic”. Biggie Cheese is the best know rapper to ever step foot on earth. Biggie cheeses just came out with a new song called Bombastic

Yo did you hear Biggie Cheese got killed in a drive by from Freddie smalls

by LFHOnShrek March 2, 2020

Shoot the cheese

Head out

Ight bruh, I'm finna shoot the cheese. See ya tomorrow.

by Cuckoomedal October 11, 2019