Brownie Grab

The act of pulling your poop out of your butt with your hands when your constipated.

Omg! Joe was doing the old Brownie Grab!

by Nigga tits September 27, 2014

Blondie Brownie

A blonde haired male that has a very brown anus.

I was like "Why does Ricky need to bleach his bum at all, he's such a blonde dude?" Then he told me he's a blondie brownie.

by RickySStuntDouble May 21, 2017

Cherry brownie

When you can’t have sex due to your period, but your partner wants to do it in the butt. Odds are the color combination will resemble a cherry brownie.

“I can’t do it today, I’m on my period… unless you wouldn’t mind a cherry brownie.”

by Perry_69 March 30, 2024

smug brownie

(n.) A serious Pucker hole
A blondie after it passes through the intestines.
Also five-of-a-kind in card game.

I 'm goin' upin ' dat smug brownie.

by midikurlips March 20, 2019

Basin Brownie

The product when a beautiful woman leaves an upper upper decker in your handwashing sink. A precious little brown log in your porcelain, a dark brown sink slug--if you will. Only gifted to the luckiest of people.

Franz said that he left his Tinder date unattended and she baked him a basin brownie before she left.

by Baldfatman November 24, 2022

making a brownie

When having anal sex after eating vast quantities of stomach churning foods

My girlfriend and I were making a brownie last night after getting that sushi from the bodega down the street

by Mattoooo January 1, 2020

Earn brownie points without a hamper

For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it

Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.

by Aööoo April 22, 2021