Brandon

1.A comedic musician that makes others feel at ease.

Tends to form bonds that will be severed when those

bonds are not giving him more than he is returning.

2.To turn one's back on a good friend in their most

critical time of need.

1. It was all good when I was paying, but as soon as I ran out of money he was gone- pulled a total Brandon on me!

2. He got diagnosed with cancer and I was like "yeah thats just what I need to be dealing with" so I just gave him a Brandon.

by revscrj April 6, 2013

Brandon

1. The biggest asshole who's asshole will be fucked violently in the future.

2. A man with a gaping asshole

3. A giant cunt of a guy

4. A man who is associated with kitchen knives -- because he is dull

Man that guy sure is a Brandon

by TheAcesendantOfGulls January 5, 2017

Dirty brandon

Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.

Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime

by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020

Brandon

A person that smokes too much pot and is permanently stoned

Damn, that guy looks like a brandon

by Granted June 1, 2011

Let’s Go Brandon

A secret phrase homosexuals use to let others no they are ready to perform sexual acts

Let’s go Brandon in the bathroom.

by LGBlol November 27, 2021

brandma

a dirteatin zombie; also known as brandma for sick ollying, mad dollas, mad dough flo, bro grabs, digs, killer tunes and joan of arc, and caveman jobs ad

: Hey bro, did you see brandma totally skatin up the kmart parking lot last night?
Yeah dude i totally caught the sick action he did!!! Totally cool ollie to frontside grind on that rail
11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bro

by john michael the third March 6, 2007

Brandon

A inconsiderate bastard who has no friends, is ugly, unloyal, and smells like fish... likes pimple faced girls with no booty at all and no tits! And likes to fuck his family members namely his cousin but also his mother and sister! Brandon also likes to be peed on to get it off even though he's a virgin who has no life and is going to hell Brandon also has a very VERY small DICK

Jamee: OMG, look at these screenshots yessa just sent me! Brandon is so unfaithful and a huge dickhead
yessa: (laughs in her head as she sits on her bed with her new silk sheets and hits send to brandon's girlfriend through hangouts)
Brandon: (crying in a little stall because his dick is small also) No one likes me i'm a little dicked loser with no friends! I used to have one she was awesome, she bought me gifts and loved me to bad i used her and threw her away like trash!

by ILikeTheTasteOfRevenge November 4, 2018