Bone Cobbler

The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.

Guy 1: I'm going to the swamp today to go hunting.
Guy 2: Watch out for Bone Cobblers.

by Buck Jay June 21, 2021

Bone Broth Madness

The disease you get when you drink too much bone broth

“Ya grelled too hard and now you got bone broth madness?”

-muyskerm

by ohnoitsmiki April 15, 2023

Powdered bone nut

Noun: When your banging a chick, take your dick out and sprinkle cocaine on it, re-insert for a narcotic rush.

She went unconscious after the powdered bone nut I threw in her, I think she OD'd.

by Ryan75 February 5, 2008

certified bone donor

A certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male whore. For one to receive such a title, all forms of snatch must be explored and slayed. Fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.

As my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. It's time to bring in a certified bone donor.

by mexicanfoodstamp April 14, 2010

Quantum Bone

To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone

DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?

Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.

DJ: Oh boy...

Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!

DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!

by djenki December 20, 2010

business bone

A sexual encounter that is done for either career advancement or networking purposes

Did you sleep that with that ugly PR girl last night?

Well... yeah dude, but it was strictly a business bone. I wanted to make a connection with one of her clients.

by Rippin and Tearin January 12, 2011

crotch bone

a bone that is attached to the y part ''vagina'' on a womans body..

I was climbing a fence and fell and broke my crotch bone

by h¢k€d õ§ February 19, 2011