by LittlestSnortster January 28, 2023
Get the Snorl Boofmug. by Mr Kachows dream girl December 1, 2020
Get the boofingmug. Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
by pbones April 27, 2022
Get the Boof Poundermug. Soldier 1: "Let me hit that boof Sergeant"
Soldier 2: " Nah, you've been boofing non-stop today. Get your own boof"
Soldier 2: " Nah, you've been boofing non-stop today. Get your own boof"
by Shenobie March 16, 2023
Get the Boofmug. Tana: ew i get so emotional leaving shane & ryland & morgan i love them so much oof :’( my favorite humans
Also Tana: and I boof-
Shane: I just had to ask Siri what “boofing” was after Tana left my house.
Also Tana: and I boof-
Shane: I just had to ask Siri what “boofing” was after Tana left my house.
by Tana’s dick June 17, 2019
Get the Boofingmug. "Boof me daddy x3"
by EatDatPussy6559 September 25, 2018
Get the boofmug. 