blind citing

The practice of citing to authorities that are either irrelevant or which do not support the proposition for which they are being cited. See also blind cite.

Instead of addressing the substance of my arguments, Jeff just continued blind citing me.

by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017

blind cited

Being subjected to numerous irrelevant cites or cites which are contrary to the point for which they are being cited. See also blind cite, blind citing.

In our discussion, Jeff sounded like he knew what he was talking about. However, when I checked his sources, I realized I'd been blind cited.

by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017

blind egyptian

Another name for a fried egg inside a hole in break
Aka: Eggs in a basket, frog in a hole, etc.

Friend 1: "Would you like a frog in a hole?"

Friend 2: "what's that"?"

Friend 1: "a fried egg in the center of bread."

Friend 2: "oh my family calls that a blind egyptian . I'd love one!"

by The Suspense November 13, 2017

Blind as Bickers

When a person is in their mid forties and refuses to accept they are blind. Particularly, they think they only need reading glasses whilst in reality, they are blind as fuck and should wear tartan or leopard glasses at all times.

Look at the nick of him trying to read that recipe. He’s as blind as Bickers.

by Elvis Cole May 19, 2018

binder full of women

Alternate name for a little black book

Let's hook up with some girls. I'm check the binder full of women.

by Wolverine32 May 31, 2018

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

Blind Canadian

When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.

To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.

by Ignacioa33 November 14, 2018