Blow that for a joke

Express vehement distain, disgust or exasperation with the options given to you.

Commonly used by older and/or rural New Zealand and Australian men. 'blow' means 'to blow up' (as in explode) or 'blow away' and does not carry any sexual connotation.

John: 'The car's out of petrol. Looks like we're going to be stuck here'

Jeff: 'Blow that for a joke - I'm walking'

by porjo January 27, 2013

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blow a puff

When you smoke a blunt. And big ass puffs come out.

Yo, Jim! You wanna blow a puff?

by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 15, 2016

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Blow Damage

The degree to which a woman's make-up is ruined by her male partner's ejaculate.

"There is a lot to consider wh n doing your make up for your honeymoon: heat, humidity, blow damage..."

by Game Night Harem February 11, 2017

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Blow Squeezy

Like A blowjob, but the girl you are getting head from must put her lips only on the head of the penis, and then she will use her dominate hand to perform a hand job simultaneously to her sucking the head of your penis, the act of this happening at the same time is known as A " Blow Squeezy "

" Bro did she give you head? "
" No she gave me a Blow Squeezy "
" That's even better! "

by Michael E Hall 2 September 7, 2012

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My blow

A mistake.

80's Pittsburgh phrase that's the same as "my bad".

"Oh, I thought Mike was single. My blow."

by Urban mother August 24, 2016

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blowing for the cycle

When a girl gives a blow job to a guy in each grade: Freshmen, Sophomore, Junior, and Senior

Pete: Shantelle's had quite the week. She blew Chris and Issac last week. After blowing Eric last summer…

Kevin: She's a freshman away from blowing for the cycle.

Pete: God I wish I was a freshman.

by gdawg17 February 2, 2014

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