A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024
Get the Blake mug.Has a small dick and will always be very small and kind but can be mean to his good friends and he is an amazing person 🥰 he’s small and cute
by Ayyyygangpoo December 7, 2019
Get the Blake mug.A Blake is someone that will bully you. I’ve known one for 7 years and he still bully’s me even if I try to get along with him
by @ttv_trio_ August 18, 2020
Get the Blake mug.Originated in old imperial mo, He is a guy thats willing to stand for lgbtq community and isn't afraid to put his self at the face of the cause. Usually has long hair and is a feminine male. To show its ok to be different. Also is a pc gamer and can usually be found gaming out in parents basement. Also is very professional always seeking knowledge on how to improve his work skills making pizza. Call it thinking outside the box 😆. If you have one of these friends cherish him and hopefully we will see you at a lgbtq rally.
by Kkbutler December 22, 2020
Get the Blake mug.Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
Get the Samuel Blake mug.To fall in love, most of the time at college for the typical college guy. When a girl falls "In Blake," she usually rejects her past and is so in love that she can't think of anyone else.
Dude 1: Hey man, have you talked to Sally lately?
Dude 2: Naw, She's so In Blake. I haven't seen her since fall term.
Dude 2: Naw, She's so In Blake. I haven't seen her since fall term.
by nothingissound69 September 6, 2010
Get the In Blake mug.he take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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