Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.

Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.

by Summer coldness May 25, 2019

Beating the Fushman

The act of spanking ur crank. This isn’t just regular jerking off this is the type where ur at ur friends house and ur in the bathroom wacking the fuck out of ur fushman

i was beating the fushman and ms messer was flicking my bean

by Niccalips May 3, 2020

Braking the plane

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks sufficiently wide enough such that penal penetration occurs without skin to skin contact. This act carries no bearing on your sexual orientation.

Brice: Sam, you got pretty drunk last night
Sam: I wanted to know if I was ghey as fuck, but I ended up braking the plane.

by ATM spajshj May 8, 2020

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

beating on

Jacking ON your tiny weewee.

Person 1: Dude, can you stop beating on so early in the morning? I can hear you moaning, your bed squeaking, your headboard slamming against the wall, and the angry relieved sigh that you give when you're satisfied and presumably blast your nasty shit all over your cum stained bed. I'm trying to get some sleep, dammit!

Person 2: I'm not beating on , Shaun. I'm getting some pussy, like a real man. You might want to try it sometime.

Person 1: Oh...

by letmetouchyourpp February 8, 2021

Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.

I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)

by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021

Breaking trees

The first thing you do in a new Minecraft world

World start > Breaking trees > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Kill mobs > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Make a nether portal > Go to nether > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Find stronghold > Go to the end > Fight the ender dragon > Visit the end city > Go home > Credits > THE END

> Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021