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battle of the bands

The ongoing battle of all of Urban Dictionary. If someone dislikes a band, they'll throw in a really bad definition about that. That's what I like to call the Battle of the Bands.
Green Day sucks so bad. I'm gonna go write a mean definition on UD.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005
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Battle Scope

A strange head gear toy made by Arnone. This amazing toy can act as a periscope that sucks in water and shoots it out. This awesome idea was stolen by some prick company and Arnone got nothing. Bastards.
Arnone: So, yoo squeeeze de, de ..things on ze side and it inhales water and zen you can fiiiiire it at ze enemy! I call eet ze BATTLESCOPE!!
by Dame April 8, 2005
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battle cocktail

crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases
They went on a ten hour crack binge at their army friend's "battle cocktail" party.
by McNigglet January 11, 2008
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Battle of Hindu Kush

In GI Joe: When a top secret Russian spy craft crashed in the Hindu Kush, Afghanistan, the mission was to retrieve a gravity control device before either Cobra or Russia's October Guard.

Appeared in issue six and seven of GI Joe
Hey Riley, did you see the episode of GI Joe about the Battle of Hindu Kush last Night?
by Jesus Lizard November 27, 2009
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battle of the text-es

A battle of words that takes place via text messages with a member of the opposite sex.
Person A: Why are you so pissed off?

Person B: I just let my ex suck me into a battle of the text-es.
by Thegirlwhogetsit June 24, 2010
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babulent

1. Description of something or someone that is elaborately decorated, but the purpose is for nothing more than to look gaudy, cheap, or slutty.

2. An insulting compliment to a promiscuous or ambiguous person on their style of dress or attitude.

3. Anything reminscent of Babylon or the Tower or Babel.
Ex1. Michelle thinks her babulent tastes reflect Lady Gaga. Nothing is further from the truth!

Ex2. Terry just completed his fall wardrobe at Abercrombie & Fitch. He will look absolutely babulent scoring a senior level position this year.

Ex3. My professor just gave us our midterm project; it was nothing less than babulent.
by Aijalon August 7, 2010
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Battle Broyale

a physical, testosterone-driven conflict between a comically excessive number of bro (usually opposing bro squads), especially when the aforementioned bros are inebriated and the offense in question is either petty or even nonexistent. Once this pseudo-offense occurs, a battle broyale will escalate extremely rapidly and must resolve of its own volition. It is best for bystanders to remain uninvolved and, if necessary, diverge themselves from the path of the conflict. Signs of an impending battle broyale include, but are not limited to: aggressive body posture of the general bro assembly; the removing of any remaining polos, tap out, affliction (ect.) shirts; the bowing of chests (bare or otherwise); statements like "WTF Bro?". All bros involved in a battle broyale, inebriated as they are, will leave it believe they are clearly the victor and making claims such as, "you should see the other guy!" It is for this reason that battle broyales are a frequently reoccurring event in brodom.
as a subject: The bros bumped shoulders and a battle broyale began forthwith.

as an object: His need to brotect Derrick resulted in a colossal battle broyale.
by music man 41 August 10, 2010
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