Java-Basking

The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling

Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?

Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!

Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!

by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011

lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red

Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"

by Yuenglingling February 5, 2012

Ass-Basking

To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.

I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.

by MorrisStreet May 24, 2012

whale backing

Having sex with an obese women in the "doggy style" position.

Last night I got so drunk I went home with that fat girl and whale backed the shit out of her. It was like trying to paint the Vatican with a No. 2 pencil. That will be the last time I get so drunk that I go whale backing

by grinch Nathan October 2, 2013

Bitch Banking

A Girl who adds many items to her cart with the intension of purchasing but fails to make the payment.

John - Last Night, I saw Eva Bitch Banking at Amazon.

Peter - That's not a surprise and she never spends fucking dollars.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 21, 2014

power banking

To gorge on food in the fear that it is only available for a short time.

"Man that dog is power banking....hard!"
"Dud time to start power banking its a long time till the next break"

by Cock Punch December 9, 2014

the barrington

the removal of three ribs in order to touch ones toes or to suck their own dick.

I heard that eric totally did the barrington. Did he shit his pants? No that's a bdawg.

by eggs_orbison March 5, 2015