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Bageling

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)
Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"
by Huds23 May 9, 2016
mugGet the Bagelingmug.

Charred Bagel

The object of a fetish for Irish computer hackers who desire tossing the salads of old homeless men.
Mike likes to toss the salads of old homeless men who have not showered. The dirtier the better. He likes charred bagels.
by Tacoman109 September 26, 2024
mugGet the Charred Bagelmug.

Bagel Rizz

Bagel rizz is something only a stupid mf named Samad would attempt to pull off. It includes the act of offering to buy a bitch a bagel in hopes to pipe. Bagel rizz has a 0% success rate and always ends in being laughed at in public.
Nahh no way this stupid mf tried bagel rizz on that bih
by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024
mugGet the Bagel Rizzmug.

Bagel

Endearing term for an individual that displays an extra chromosome whether it is by aspect or behavior
My friends baby is a bagel, he's so cute and has an amazing sense of humor!
by Aiolos May 21, 2024
mugGet the Bagelmug.

bageled

after we smoked that joint we were both so bageled.
by Jimi James 70 June 26, 2020
mugGet the bageledmug.

burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes
Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.
by YoinkersItsMine August 7, 2019
mugGet the burning bagelmug.

crazy bagel

when a male nuts on a females face and spreads it like a face mask made of nut using his penis
wow that was one crazy bagel we did last night!
by flappyduck420 April 21, 2020
mugGet the crazy bagelmug.

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