The easier a guy makes his money, and the YOUNGER he is when he does so, and the AMOUNT of money the guy makes, added to how good looking he is, determines his “asshole quotient".(AQ). Therefore:
Young good looking guy
+ Easy Money
= Thinking they rule the world
Young good looking guy
+ Easy Money
= Thinking they rule the world
Jay was a young, good looking, successful man in his early twenties. He thought that the world (including beautiful women being thrown at him on a regular basis) was owed to him. He had a very high A.Q.
by Snoopy Irma December 03, 2003
Any asshole that needs more of a word than asshole to describe. Hence, "Fried Asshole". The fried asshole was first used to describe a father who made his sons dig a 6 foot hole in the ground in the hot sun. A "deep fried asshole" is twice as bad.
by Syn Gatton May 15, 2010
An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.
Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.
by Sungo May 21, 2007
one of those people who write their names on this website then writes a bunch of shit about how good they are. Nobody gives a fuck if your a bad bitch, or a good singer, or really hot, nobody gives a fuck.
Becky is a narcissistic asshole
by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 11, 2020
Jamey: what did my mans mean when he said his apple booty hurts..?
Angelica: His asshole?
Jamey: his what?-
Angelica: the hole in his ass, dumb bitch.
Angelica: His asshole?
Jamey: his what?-
Angelica: the hole in his ass, dumb bitch.
by violinhoe December 27, 2019
Someone who is acting very selfish or self important on their birthday, because it is their birthday.
Trevor is being a Birthday Asshole because he will not let anyone else select a song to listen to, because it is "his birthday".
by brands0220 February 19, 2014
The act of being a faggot ass bitch who likes to ride dick. A pompus asshole would usually leech off your money to buy a Big Mac at McDonalds and shove it far up his ass.
by Bitchass nigga March 12, 2009