tumblr face

A self-absorbed attempt to desperately redesign a character - generally through the face - and whore the result out for attention, comfort of one's inadequacies, and/or faux-progressive ideals on tumblr.

Signs may include rounded features, excess fat, gigantic and reddened noses, sexual ambiguities, problem glasses, hipster clothing, vague ethnicity, plain ("realistic") features, and otherwise corrupting the intent of the original creator.

"Holy shit, Sailor Moon was never this fat or ugly. What a terrible tumblr face."

by ohlooktumblragain July 3, 2016

let's face it

Something you say before you state something unpleasant but true.

"Let's face it, she will never like a guy like you!"

by C R A P P U C C I N O October 2, 2017

interactive face

the effect when one abuses a friends face physically getting the friend to respond with an equally funny physical response

Friend 1 - "hey I hear she has an interactive face!!?"
Friend 2 - "yeah it's great, if you touch her forehead she hits herself!!!"
friend 1 - "NOOOOO WAYYYYY!!!"
friend 2 - "watch"

** friend 2 taps girl on the forehead. She preceeds to slap herself in the face, falling off the bar stool**

Friend 2 - "see, told you - interactive FACE!!"

by The ninja penguin of doom June 15, 2011

Shit Faced

being totaly smashed out of your mind

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped

by Zo0_Kepper April 5, 2004

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 20, 2006

2-Faced

a person who is a backstabber, a person who talks about people behind ther back and then turns right around and is there friend, etc.

Sarah: Janae was talking about you just a second ago.
Lisa: But I thought she was my friend.
Sarah: Yea, she is really 2-Faced.

by i hate 2faced ppl April 14, 2006

Face Push

To place your open palm on someone faces and push there head in a violent manner. One of the most demeaning things you can do to someone at any time.

Rob was a stupid fat ass so I face pushed him.

by puddin rob August 28, 2006