So, I was just sitting at my desk and all of a sudden it hit me... I had to drop a load that could choke a donkey. I made my way to the men's room cheeks clenched and prairie dogging like a motherfucker. I opened the door to my favorite stall only to find someone had the shitter so jacked full of deuce it couldn't flush. I had to use the handicapped stall instead. Probably turned out to be a good thing though, cause I needed the hand-rails for some extra pushing power.
by deucemaster August 26, 2013
A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.
Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.
Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.
Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.
Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.
Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.
by SAZ the Cowboy October 19, 2011
I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!
by thamongrel May 12, 2008
by Bill Bushly July 18, 2006
A term used by people from Texas meaning to sip on promethazine mixed with sprite or any other soft drink
by lil Tex November 09, 2006
A piping hot dump that you take in the middle of the summer (sometimes extending out into Indian summer) while in an outdoor public setting.
Holy sh*t, dude. Someone just sprayed a hot summer's deuce all over that f*cking Porta John!
Middle of the summer and you have a ripe case of swamp ass, perhaps you are out cutting grass or attending a baseball game. Suddenly the uncontrollable dump sensation sets in and you scurry to the restroom but don't make it and the dump falls out onto the ground.
Middle of the summer and you have a ripe case of swamp ass, perhaps you are out cutting grass or attending a baseball game. Suddenly the uncontrollable dump sensation sets in and you scurry to the restroom but don't make it and the dump falls out onto the ground.
by HotDeuceUniversity July 25, 2013
by AMVC May 13, 2009