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Samuel

Noun (UK Slang)

(1) Literally: A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's health.

(2) Metaphorically: Often used as a metaphor to represent anything or anyone that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.

Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular British cellist named Samuel, with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
(1) After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.

(2) I know I shouldn’t - but I find myself frequently daydreaming about a colleague I know to be in a relationship. He’s my office Samuel.
by YourLondon June 30, 2023
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Spitty Samuel

A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions
Hey bro, I just got done getting a Spitty Samuel, kinda sticky after.
by Christopher Rizzington October 6, 2025
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samuel

ts so samuel bruh.

You're being such a samuel rn. Don't get banned for no reason.
by itsnotfake October 12, 2025
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Samuel Carvalho

Sucks at Rainbow Six Siege (and everything else)
No life chud
Posts himself way too much
Military School boy
by Nick Rubino December 20, 2025
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Samuel

The idiot that's bogs their car at the front of school.
Samuel is a dumbass
by Moody_shark February 23, 2023
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Samuell

Better than every other Samuel since it has more "l". Also better than every other living being. Designed the AI for protection and destruction, only he knows how and when this world will be destroyed and saved.
OMG, is that the real Samuell?!>
by Akiowo March 12, 2023
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samuel farmer

A samuel farmer is a boy that’s zesty and gay
“oh your so samuel farmer
by meow12:: March 14, 2023
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