Sean tooke my virginity

When sean takes your virginity

Guy 1: Man I fucked jessica last night
Guy 2: i havent gotten any action since sean tooke my virginity

by lilcumstainshawty March 15, 2021

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.

Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

by Mark5991 November 9, 2009

beat the fuck out of sean day

on the month of December, in the day of the Twenty Seventh, you can beat the fuck out of people that are called "Sean", because of how their name is pronounced, fuck you "Sean."

"Whats your name?"
"Shawn."
"How is it spelt?"
"S-E-A-N"
*proceeds to beat the fuck out of his lifeless body*
"its beat the fuck out of sean day, bitch."

by A man of the men of men December 26, 2022

Sean mc shut the fuck up

A phrase jacksepticeye says when people rhyme words with his real name

Sub: Sean mc glock lin
Sean: SEAN MC SHUT THE FUCK UP

by A person at school March 28, 2020

Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland

WOOOOOOAAAAAH! BIG UPSET! I KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM! I KNEW! Damn! I'm torn. You know how I feel about Izzy.

*Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland*

Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023

Kdor ah Heng Sean

It’s khmer word with the name of person

Ex: Let’s go to pagoda

: Kdor ah Heng Sean

by Ryu- August 28, 2020

Sean

(n) Usually of Irish American descent. Most Seans have a quick wit and tell inappropriate jokes. They are known to have a brain similar to a Macintosh computer and excel in Jeopardy. Seans tend to have exquisite taste in music and do not stick to one genre. Can be any music from Country & Western to HipHop/Rap. Seans are known to be wiggers but since they were raised in the trenches they get a pass. Seans can be found at most bars drinking Coronas and Fireball. Seans are loyal to their soil and cheer on their hometeams in sports. Seans are usually the person with the best gossip and also use the disclaimer "don't tell anyone, I don't need this coming back to me" . They definitely have "the gift to gab" and are full of one liners. They are one TikTok away from going viral.

Nicknames: SDot, SDizzle,SeanDon

-Who the hell is playing Kenny Rogers and 2pac on the jukebox!?!?
- Sean for suuurrreee

by Sdo415 November 23, 2021