CJ JORDAN

the friend that forgets anything and is lazy

John: My Friend is lazy.
Hannah: Is his name CJ Jordan

John: Yep he is lazy

by AlbertEinsteinIsGood November 1, 2020

andre jordan

a hamster in the woods that does nothing but stare into empty space while dreaming about other male hamsters.

andre jordan, also named "dre".

by enquious October 18, 2011

Jordan roulette

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.

I recently done the Jordan roulette.

by Unknown933 June 18, 2017

Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.

Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

Jordan Cook

Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.

Jordan Cook is my man, fuck off.

by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019

jordan cox

The most amazingly sexy, strong, moral, ingenious man that will put any other male species to shame, with his intellect AND extremely pleasing genetalia.

She is high on Jordan Cox.

by Coxlover February 6, 2018

orange jordan

An Orange Jordan is named after acclaimed adventurer and United States Marine Daniel Jordan. His healthy take on an Old Fashion is simple and direct, like his take on life. 3 oz of whisky/rye/bourbon dash of biters and a touch of Grand Marnier. No sugar, no fruit, simply delicious.

Enjoy and Semper Fi

Bartender may I have a delicious Orange Jordan

by Deej6006 December 1, 2017