Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 03, 2017

jason goodwin

a kind and loyal person. Jason goodwin gives off big dick energy. they are very indecisive, extremly good at procrastinating and like math. Jason goodwin is an extremely hot person. typically short with dyed hair. he acts very gay and is usually very self-conscious about how they look. Jason goodwin typically wears boxers, jeans, binders, and t-shirts with either flannel or an orange sweatshirt on top. most importantly Jason Goodwin is a friend.

omg look at that orange sweatshirt, that's a total Jason Goodwin
hmmm, they're looking kinda flat today, i bet their preferred name is Jason
only a Jason Goodwin could be that good a procrastinating

meet my new friend Jason Goodwin
"they are sooo gay" "yeah a total Jason Goodwin"

by hot_french_cowboy January 21, 2022

reverse Jason

Activities associated with sexual intercourse. Having sexual intercourse.

"Dude I totally had a reverse Jason last night!"

by jd_3 September 09, 2016

halluci-jason

a hallucination of Jason Vorhees, as seen in the Friday the 13th films
created by James A. Janisse of Dead Meat

"His halluci-jasons are getting so bad, dude can't even take a minute to admire himself in the mirror." (Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT, Dead Meat)

by dr4g0ng1rl September 19, 2021

Jason's Towel

The rag and/or towel you use after sex to clean cum off of the pussy or penis or surrounding areas.

Scotty, you came all over me... grab Jason's towel.

by ImJustHereDude April 25, 2022

Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 01, 2017

Jason Momoa

A sexy ass guy who plays aqua man and that guys whos name I can’t remember in game of thrones.

Dang, watching justice league and game of thrones with Jason momoa is like porn to me.

by LizaLover November 27, 2017