June 9

June 9 the day to get high ass fuck

June 9 get high to fly

by Hoodinielmo123 June 9, 2022

June 9

International Crush Day - Today you have to spit game at your crush or gf/bf. If you dont by the end of the day you will have Crush soda thrown on you.

"Man I been waiting for June 9 for a while. Even if I dont ask her I still like Orange Cr- oh FUCK it's grape."

by LilBaby4KTONG June 9, 2022

9/11

where a building crashes into a plane

9/11 is wak

by hxnzzibsg8dbxshb xuybas dygw 8 December 28, 2019

October 9

National horny/nudes day.

Hey babe u know what today is?
No what is today?

October 9.

Oh I got u

by Justarandomppl October 9, 2021

9-11

When George Bush was plotting the attack of 9-11 he did not expect it to become the best holiday.

*September 11th*
Person 1: I love working in the tilted towers
Person 2: hehehehaw imma blow this bitch up
George Bush: nuh uh not yet we have to wait for everyone to go to the top floor of the tilted towers
Person 2: ok yea but kys i want to do it now pretty please
George Bush: nuh uh
Person 2: fine
*5 hours later*
Person 2 & 3: ALLAHU AKBHAR!!!!
*Twin towers explode*
Person 1: Imma jump off the towers family bye
Person 1 family: yay finally dad is gone
George Bush: now i must start a war with Afghanistan or somethin
*Kills binlanden*
Person 4: I love 9-11 it is the best holiday

by Nigger1912039121 July 25, 2023

December 9

National give your girlfriend affection day!❤️

Gf: Babe I want affection.
Bf: Hold on I’m busy
Gf: too bad it’s December 9

by 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂!😫🥵😩🤤 December 7, 2020

9/11

The day in 2001. Wherein a series of terrorist attacks, under Al-Qaeda were carried out in the USA. Killing thousands.
National holiday in Saudi Arabia.

‘Ahmed, remember 9/11?’
‘Yeah Amir, can’t wait for it this year’

-2 Saudis

by 0160manneh January 1, 2020