5-0-69

A speed trap where 2 police cars are side-by-side, each pointing in the opposite direction.

"Watch out for the 5-0-69 just past Atlanta on I-75. They gave my friend a ticket this morning."

by Lawmeow1 December 5, 2011

thicc boi 69

It kind of self explanatory, it’s a boy who’s ass is so fat anyone would 69 hi

Stacy: hey Jessica what’s his name?

Jessica: What do you mean?

Stacy: him with that fat ass!
Jessica: Oh his name is John, God he could be the thiccest man alive.

John: yeah Jessica I might be.
Stacy: he’s such a thicc boi 69

Mrs.james (70 year old teacher): definitely Stacy defiantly...

by Hello there 69 October 27, 2019

Ethan 69 guy

The person that LOVES urban dictionary definitions (69) and has a mind that is very dirty will lick you nonstop

Ethan is really an Ethan 69 guy.

by Other Ethan November 9, 2021

Swag master 69

Someone who is the master of swag and have all of the swag

“I have all the swag I am a swag master 69”

by anonymous September 5, 2021

Swag master 69

Someone who has all the swag. They are the master of the swag.

“I have all the swag I’m a swag master 69”

by anonymous September 5, 2021

69 cum off

Two men participate in a 69 and the first one to cum loses. In order to secure the victory, the other participant must swallow.

“Did you hear Jeff beat Tony in a 69 cum off? He made him nut in 42 seconds!”

by yurrskiii August 31, 2022

Shit Porn 69

A symbol of greatness and gratitude, triumph and hardship, and making the most of what you have.

This phrase was created back in July of 2021 when four unsupervised teenagers mixed around the letters in a sign (like from captain underpants) and figured out that they had just enough letters to make the phrase “shit porn 69” and so began a new era. They changed it back but realized that they had and extra l and didn’t know where it came from. And to this day (yes I checked) the hot balls still has 3 l’s.

Shit porn 69 is my favourite thing to vandalize around random places in the world

by Bartholomew6969 March 26, 2022