Homework

HOMEWORK = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

Kid: I CANT WAIT FOR HOMEWORK!
Billy: do you even know what that means?
Kid: what?
Billy: half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
Kid: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by LN11 September 1, 2022

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A stupid torture device invented by school. Homework is basically 5 extra hours of depression. This is the remnants of school that they decide to leave over so you can wake up feeling dizzy and tired, but still you have to go to school

Hailey: Hey can you help me with homework??
James: Sorry girl but you didn't pay attention
Hailey: I WAS DOZING OFF FROM PREVIOUS HOMEWORK DONE 2 DAYS AGO

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022

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Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam

Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?

by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020

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An evil, slow, painful sort of legal torture handed out by teachers. Homework is a painfully slow torture where you have to spend hours crying as you write down stuff you’ll never use in real life and every year the torture worsens so you do get use to it.

Teacher: you have to read 15 chapter in the book and then write a 1000 character essay on it, it is due tomorrow at 12:00.

Student: just kill me, homework makes me want to combust

by HuntaTheKid March 1, 2022

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