uber gay

When you lost your wallet and they dont even give you the nepali drivers number and say give 24 hours, wtf

BOI I HAD MY CREDIT CARD IN THERE WTF UBER GAY!!!!!!!!!

by UBER dont give my my wallet an January 10, 2019

Uber stank

To fart in an uber.

Today, my girlfriend Uber stank'd our Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out.

by ObscuraPrime May 9, 2024

Uber-Bitch

Anyone who needs AC in their car.

"Jeffery hit a deer with his car and crushed his AC line."
"Whatever, AC is for Uber-Bitches.."
"Yeah, Jeffery was all like "Fuck You Deer" and ran it down.."
"He's badass, definitely not an Uber-Bitch.."

by SithLordAllan August 10, 2012

Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

uber the jet

When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.

Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."

by animaee September 8, 2019

The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.

She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min

by billybaru September 13, 2022

uber

Short for ÜberCharge (for Medic) in Team Fortress 2; most commonly used in competitive play.
ÜberCharge: A special ability that the Medic builds up by healing that will give different buffs depending on the medigun (usually invincibility).

The enemy medic has uber!

by radayrk August 28, 2023