pull a 2016

To surprise someone with a piece of terrible news.

Last night my brother pulled a 2016 on me. He said his son died in a car crash.

We're still together, aren't we? Please don't pull a 2016 on me!

by DMTe December 25, 2016

pull toy

The daughter pulls him around by his dick like a pulltoy

Here she comes dragging him around like a pull toy

by The first mongo December 29, 2016

Pulling a Guava

To metaphorically fall on one's face; to royally screw up.

Jesus Christ, Ellen! You just pulled a serious guava when you tried to livestream last night! You're queen of pulling a guava!

by Skiivin December 29, 2016

Pulling A Dillon

When you have a good amount of something won from betting, but you lose it all because of a stupid mistake.

Jake: You just rolled a 3000, you should just keep it
Dillon: I want to win more though

Jake: Fine just go ahead, you're pulling a Dillon

by PRETZELLORD January 2, 2017

Pull A Swiftie

When a male or female pops up, sleeps with everything in their capacity over a short period of time then vanishes from the public eye, only to pop up in another village/town/city/continent having written numerous songs/poems/Facebook updates/general gobbing off about the lacklustre performance of their previous lovers, before repeating the cycle again.....and again.

Pull A Swiftie

"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"

"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"

by ThroatPunch January 10, 2017

Pulling a Vincent

Someone who says that they would come to an event or have accepted an invitation, but pulls out at the very last minute by coming up with an excuse from their list of excuses.

Jeff: Looks like Vincent is going to be Pulling a Vincent again for the badminton.
Kevin: I totally called it half an hour ago! What excuse did he give this time?
Jeff: Apparently boss called him last minute.

by tapioFan January 10, 2017

pull a blade on

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.

To avoid that the guys continued treating him like that, he pull a blade on them.

by Groggy January 10, 2017