The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.

I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.

by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022

No Captations

A kammy wammy way of saying “No Cap”

“Nicole kinda cute No Captations”

by AstroMan917 March 12, 2022

Little Caprice

A small, but also sudden unanticipated change, burst of changes or actions

I was just waiting for the bus when I had a Little Caprice, out of nowhere!

by Jennifer the Menifer March 25, 2022

Human Capri Sun

Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.

When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.

by IntoTheGrimm May 5, 2022

Meat Capsule

Another, more fitting word for the human brain.

Person A: "Are you fucking stupid? Use your Meat Capsule for once."

by kingcarnival May 7, 2022

barge capping

Barge Capping is when an rather large or should we say massive lady has a thing we like to call an apron that when her rainhead suctions to a man’s or woman’s limb and not only barges it’s way in but it coats the area like a cap !! Barge Capping!! This sexual activity does hurt the other person because of the sheer gerth of the massive lady’s big box doing this technique.

Pete turned down Belinda when she asked if she could barge capping his thigh !!!

“Shit man I got barge capped to the fucking maximum last night by big box belinda and it was fucking the most moist suction pleasure I’ve ever received to my thigh” Pete Said !!

by ShadieCracktivities May 14, 2022

Dirty capstick

When a homosexual man sticks two fingers up his lovers asshole and speaks the words, “Deeper! Deeper! deeper! I can feel daddy coming!”. Then proceeds to take shit on the other ones chest and lather himself in dirt.

My buddy Matt pulled the “Dirty Capstick” then broke up with his girlfriend 2 hours later.

by Bonerman667 June 3, 2022