The act of talking on the phone with your bro instead of spending time with your girlfriend or wife. Very annoying to any female. Conversations occur daily and can last for hours and hours.
by kaptain-awesome June 21, 2011
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Jake: George experienced Guilty Neighbour Sex last week after he saw hot Amber. His friend doesn't even know the kid's his!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!
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by Static1432 October 23, 2009
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The mythical Tale follow's the two gods, Pothus or Ποθος (god of sex) and Chrysus or Χρυσος (god of gold).
The story show's the ignorance of men. Pothus is God of sex, and could make any God fall in love with him, This makes him forget about Chrysus, the only god who loved him for more than his sexual powers. Chrysus was worth more than the others but he could not see it.
The story and many alternate endings: one where Chrysus moves on and Pothus is left with no one, One where Pothus gets married and Chrysus is left with a deep pain everyday, One where Pothus realizes his mistake and they get together, and one where they split and lead different lifes.
Other Variations of the story include:
The story of Sex and Gold.
The story of Pothus and Chrysus
The story of james and hiranya
The story of the gods of Sex and gold.
The Value of Gold and sex
The story of Hiranya's golden love for James God of sex.
The mythical Tale follow's the two gods, Pothus or Ποθος (god of sex) and Chrysus or Χρυσος (god of gold).
The story show's the ignorance of men. Pothus is God of sex, and could make any God fall in love with him, This makes him forget about Chrysus, the only god who loved him for more than his sexual powers. Chrysus was worth more than the others but he could not see it.
The story and many alternate endings: one where Chrysus moves on and Pothus is left with no one, One where Pothus gets married and Chrysus is left with a deep pain everyday, One where Pothus realizes his mistake and they get together, and one where they split and lead different lifes.
Other Variations of the story include:
The story of Sex and Gold.
The story of Pothus and Chrysus
The story of james and hiranya
The story of the gods of Sex and gold.
The Value of Gold and sex
The story of Hiranya's golden love for James God of sex.
The story of Sex and Gold:
Pothus and Chrysus first meet in spring. By summer they are in almost in love. Although Pothus loves Chrysus deep down; He forms many relationships with other gods. Eventually Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, and only returns for her when his relationships fail. Chrysus grows ever more in love with him, but stays in the deep pain of not being loved equally back. Pothus is Blinded by the attenttion of others that he cannot see the gold that loves him already.
Pothus and Chrysus first meet in spring. By summer they are in almost in love. Although Pothus loves Chrysus deep down; He forms many relationships with other gods. Eventually Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, and only returns for her when his relationships fail. Chrysus grows ever more in love with him, but stays in the deep pain of not being loved equally back. Pothus is Blinded by the attenttion of others that he cannot see the gold that loves him already.
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I was rubbing Alicia's shoulders...next thing you know I've got my pants off getting a smoker! That girl is a sex t-rex, we fucked all night!
It wasn't until the next morning I realized how many miles of cock had already beat that moose knuckle into submission!
It wasn't until the next morning I realized how many miles of cock had already beat that moose knuckle into submission!
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