by daheezy January 21, 2009
Get the butt haertingmug. Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022
Get the Butt licemug. by hanaconda March 2, 2016
Get the butt pulsemug. Kevin: Dude, did you see how badly the Washington Wizards lost against the Thunder last night?
Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.
Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.
by conflict dude February 24, 2024
Get the shit from a buttmug. by U.N.O. Hunter March 3, 2024
Get the Pussy-Buttmug. When you have to go number 2, but can’t. In turn making your ass sweaty and stinky. Making you clench your butthole in an attempt to not leak.
by Vaggy8th April 20, 2025
Get the Duck Buttmug. 