The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.

The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.

by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018

An Easy One

Ope!

Hym "Here's an easy one. In the bathroom. I'm not even actually pooping! Stabstabstab! Child stab! Hehehehehehehe....."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

One hander

Refers to a book of the romance genre that woman read with one hand, to leave the other hand free for self-pleasing as they enjoy their reading.

Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?

by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025

One low

Means you are chill, comfortably hanging around.

You are hanging up from a call, and tell you friend, one low, keep chilling

by Sister Rock July 15, 2024

Off one

1 ) under the influence of some sort of substance or drug

2 ) a high

p1 ) - " man you see that dude over there ? heres off one !! " * the dude " over there " completely nodding off *
it could also be combined with other words like " hes off a good one " etc etc

by 47genesis November 19, 2023

One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass

I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since

by Og Orange November 20, 2019

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018