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One girlitus

When a person falls in love with a girl and thinks she is the only one for him/her.
"Wow, Robert has a horrible case of one girlitus! ""Yea, he needs to remember that girls aren't special but just warm wet holed to dump your sperm in"
by IHaveOneGirlitus April 24, 2018
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One finger up

One finger up implies they want you just too scared to say it
A girl sent me a photo with one finger up
by Jenifer123 April 27, 2023
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Basket-in-one

What people who do not play disc golf call a shot that the professionals call an "ace" or getting your disc in the basket in one amazingly skilled throw (hole in one). Not to be confused with a black ace or a brown ace - just a regular old ace.
Gee willikers - did you see that basket-in-one throw that Jimmy just made with his frisbee?
by Riskybusiness2468 October 11, 2020
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name one good thing bout todorakis

The act of asking about naming a good thing about a beta, usually with a response similar to " I-I-I-I-Can't!"
Guy 1: name one good thing bout todorakis
Guy 2: Uhh, I-I-I-I-Can't!
by skibidirizzlersigma October 10, 2024
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One Time

1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.

2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*

One time: *flashes lights*

Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.

2 poker player 1: All in.

Player 2: call. I have queens.

Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.

Player 3: i folded Q/10.

Flop 9,2,6 hearts.

Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.

Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!

Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?

River: 6 of spades.

Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.

Player 1: 99 times baby
by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024
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One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you
by Rommel December 17, 2019
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One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.
I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.
by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024
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