After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

Hym "Who, oh, who is there to blame... When no one is allowed to mention your name... And as I sit and ponder thus... One thing springs to mind... If I trade in my Ps4 for store credit at Gamestop today, I might be able to afford a Ps5 and Baldur's Gate 3.... And that would be dope... I don't know if I can get Mk1 too though... Hmm... 🤔 What to do..."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Child with Down syndrome: bruh man ting where’s lau-
Mega mind: shhhhh dong say the ginger ones name
Mega mind: shhhhh dong say the ginger ones name
by The anti Christ November 1, 2020

by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.
I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"
by QuacksO February 13, 2020

by Lix.. May 31, 2022
