dick daggers

A phrase one would exclaim when surprised by something unexpected.

“Do you have any 3’s?”
“Nope.”
Do you even know what a 3 is?”
(a loud noise is heard)
“Dick daggers!”

by Mr. Quackerjack August 10, 2018

Dick Bucket

A female that has had more then her fair share of dicks in side her.

Fuck bro, That chick Dani is a well known dick bucket around town..

by Merks1r August 18, 2018

Creek Dick

River Zipperers dick while visiting Ga.

You going down to Savannah tonight? Naw, I’m trying to avoid that creek dick!

by Creekdicklover August 20, 2018

confetti dick

noun, when toilet paper sticks in tiny bits to a penis after it has ejaculated in a vagina.

"this cheap two ply always gives me the worst confetti dick."

by dayvross August 25, 2018

billy-dicked

When a male human being sneaks up behind another (male or female) and suddenly stabs his proud penis into his unsuspecting victims...

...."a drive-by dicking"

While I was having sexual intercourse with the babysitter, my wife snuck up behind me with a strap on and billy-dicked me.

by Wufpus August 26, 2018

Dick Watcher

When another man is obsessed with who are sleeping with. They often ask for pics or videos of your dick. The go by the name RICH Chevy

That guy is dick watcher. He just asked for a picture

by Dexter187 January 19, 2019

DICK MUSTARD

When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.

That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!

by Stevio1477 January 22, 2019