You Gotta Be Suckin My Balls

When you are surprised over something

Jarrod: I just had intercourse with your mother for the fifth time this week.

Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!

by Burt_308 July 16, 2008

Toxic Balls Syndrom (TBS)

When your balls are stinky/toxic/poisonous. The signs are: your balls turn a faint orange color, you urinate pools of toxic waste, you notice a slight change in temperature, it burns your eyes when you look at them, you cough like a baboon, and you may have strange cravings(like pickles and ice cream). You can get this from eating grapefruit.

He had Toxic Balls Syndrom (TBS) so bad, it burnt my eyes, so I had to stop giving him a blow job. /:

by heather.and.alyssa September 22, 2009

Freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Navy phrase for canon balls. The balls are placed in a round structure called a monkey. The plates had indentations to hold the balls on the bottom layer in place. The base was made of brass. When brass gets cold it contracts and the balls displaced.

It is so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by WxDub December 19, 2016

somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

by zerosai93 June 6, 2009

Go get your balls back

What is said to a guy who allows his pride to be taken from him chronically, often by a woman

Said to a wimp to encourage him to regain his dignity.

Man, you need to go get your balls back from her. You're being made to look like a fool!

Barak, go get your balls back from Michelle.

by LaughinJack July 11, 2011

just hit the damn ball

Knee jerk reaction to the thirty second wait between setup and actual takeaway.

"Just hit the damn ball!"

by Greenskeeper June 16, 2006

filling the gum ball machine

the act of using your tongue to pleasure a males or females inner arse.

Bray: what did you last night with Sally?

Kolt: I was filling the gum ball machine.

by braydy February 14, 2012