When you keep convincing yourself and your friends that you are the actual sussy amogus imposter from among us, this medical tragedy will cause severe concussions even though you aren’t falling down and landing on your head and hour long seizures when you see an among us meme.
Employer: hey it says here you have sussy among us balls syndrome, what is that?
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.
Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.
Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient
Guy: oh it’s a medical problem I have a doctors note.
Employer: okay, well, would you mind reading this form and confirming it?
Guy: okay *reads paper* I’m alright with everything other than the “not murdering anyone” policy.
Employer: what do you mean by that
Guy: I have sussy among us balls syndrome I’m the imposter from among us.
Employer: oh right, you mean this game? *shows picture of among us character*
Guy: *has a painful and long seizure*
Employer: someone get a doctor for this goofy ahh medical patient
by MangoSeltzerSucks July 22, 2022
When your have sex with your girlfriend vaginal and she has a open butt plug and you count down from 5 and drop your balls in her butthole
by Pounder In Rear June 26, 2017
This person has a piss kink
So if you name your friend mega mind's left bade sack, they have a pisskink
So if you name your friend mega mind's left bade sack, they have a pisskink
Person 1: Did you know if you name someone Mega mind's left ball sack they have a piss kink
Person 2: Dude no way, that means.... I have a piss kink
Person 2: Dude no way, that means.... I have a piss kink
by The rat god July 18, 2021
Jarrod: I just had intercourse with your mother for the fifth time this week.
Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!
Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!
by Burt_308 March 06, 2006
When your balls are stinky/toxic/poisonous. The signs are: your balls turn a faint orange color, you urinate pools of toxic waste, you notice a slight change in temperature, it burns your eyes when you look at them, you cough like a baboon, and you may have strange cravings(like pickles and ice cream). You can get this from eating grapefruit.
He had Toxic Balls Syndrom (TBS) so bad, it burnt my eyes, so I had to stop giving him a blow job. /:
by heather.and.alyssa September 20, 2009
Navy phrase for canon balls. The balls are placed in a round structure called a monkey. The plates had indentations to hold the balls on the bottom layer in place. The base was made of brass. When brass gets cold it contracts and the balls displaced.
It is so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by WxDub December 19, 2016
what to say when either:
A) you have extremely itchy balls!!
B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up
C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
A) you have extremely itchy balls!!
B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up
C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
Red: damn its quiet in this bitch
Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green: WHAT THE FUCK???
Blue: there, silence broken
Red: you are a fucking moron
Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green: WHAT THE FUCK???
Blue: there, silence broken
Red: you are a fucking moron
by zerosai93 June 07, 2009