The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023

One-sided Zero-cost Acquisition

The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.

Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.

by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023

One of those types

"One of Those types of people''a bbreviation basically stating you know he or she is one of types of people in long drag on sentence without saying all of it

You never told me that broad was one of those types Dawg she crazy as af.

by BriannaCd June 2, 2023

One piece

An anime that started around the middle ages and is predicted to end when heat waves destroy the earth

Person one: have you seen this really cool anime called one piece
Person two: no, but it sounds interesting how many episodes is it?
Person one: uhhhhh

by Anthonias June 3, 2023

One piece

One piece is an anime that started around the middle ages and is predicted to end when heat waves destroy the earth.

Me: bro, have you heard this super awesome anime called one piece
Friend: yes, it seems interesting, though you know i have a tight schedule so how many episodes is it?
Me: uhhhhh

by Anthonias June 3, 2023

You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.

That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!

by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023

only one of us walks away

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One

Only one of us walks away…

by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023