Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"

"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"

by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025

its fuck off o'clock

When you just wake up and someone wants to talk to you.

Hey, Your mother was cremated
Its fuck off o'clock, shut up.

by thedickspicker July 16, 2022

pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018

Keep the wind off

To have a snack.
To eat something so you aren’t hungry but also aren’t full.

Sid: “I had lunch 2 hours ago and dinner won’t be ready for a while yet but I’m hungry.”

Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”

by Berrybop May 2, 2025

off nebula

is “i’m a bottom” in chinese

he used “off nebula” as his discord name cause he was too scared to admit to being a bottom

by mommyissues October 25, 2020

Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.

He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off

by Diabeetus Maximus May 7, 2022

Smerk-off

The act of a person making a frowning facial expression time after time .And being called out for it.

Carl said ,"why the smerk ?". I said that's why they call me smerk-off !

by B real 101 June 10, 2021