piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

hop off

The PG13 version/shorter version of saying "hop off my dick"

"Bro, your grades are so shit"
"Hop off, dawg. Mind your own beeswax."

by trendSetter6969 November 14, 2022

Cut it off

A slang term for castration or used to ask some to stop doing or saying something that is annoying or offensive, sometimes used to to indicate a man’s marvelous ability to organize his language before he speaks.

Man 1:”Cut it off guys”

by DinkyMcdungus November 20, 2022

Off-Season Beautiful

When you’re not one of the truly beautiful people, but enough so to qualify in the off-season.

My wife and were in Portofino, the waiter seated us at a seaside table where others walking by could see us. We thought that doesn’t usually happen. Then we realized the restaurant was mostly empty and it was the off-season, so while not truly beautiful people, we do qualify as off-season beautiful.

by rpcgal November 24, 2022

socks knocked off

someone getting hit so hard, their clothes come flying off, to their briefs

We LITERALLY see someone get they socks knocked off

by Lowcap September 14, 2022

Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.

That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.

by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022

stepped off the rock

To fart/poot

Damn girl you stink!

Sorry I stepped off the rock

by Fartmarter September 16, 2022