When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.
Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009
Get the neating offmug. 1. The moment when a mind-altering substance begins to act in one's system.
2. The onset of the effect(s) of a mind-altering substance after its inhalation, ingestion or injection.
2. The onset of the effect(s) of a mind-altering substance after its inhalation, ingestion or injection.
by m-fun December 15, 2019
Get the Take-offmug. To be off the yage is to be so incredibly visionary and introspective that one is literally off of the yage.
Friend 1: "Dude have you heard that crazy new Kanye song?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude Kanye really went off the yage on this one"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude Kanye really went off the yage on this one"
by CucumberDawg May 19, 2021
Get the off the yagemug. 
Get the Twwaked offmug. When someone is capable of doing work but is too lazy to do it. Surfing the web and playing games on the computer while at work when co-workers are busting their ass off. Delegating work that you don't want to do yourself because you are just too damn lazy.
I'm at work late tonight working extra hours because Steve was miking off on the Internet all day watching cat videos.
by teabag2511 May 3, 2018
Get the Miking Offmug. An unbelievably stupid person. When the good Lord was makin' men, He got a whole bunch of 'em all whomped up together and then He decided to knock off for the rest of the day, thinkin' He'd put the brains in later. But guess what happened? A whole bunch of them critters just upped and walked off 'fore he ever got back. And that's what we've got here. Walk-off.
by CmePO September 13, 2021
Get the Walk-offmug. When a person is parking for a long time:
-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
by The Rocha April 3, 2018
Get the kiss or get off the potmug.