Crunchy Dick

A crunchy dick is a wonderful crispy dick. They make sharp noises when they get bitten or sucked.

"I am Diana
i love crunchy dick
b i t c h"

by crunchy d June 7, 2018

Dick Mousse

When you're dehydrated after the third round of sex, and out comes paste.

"Jimmy was going to bat for the 3rd time, but all that came out was some dick mousse for Tina to eat."

by Fluffytuff June 14, 2018

triple dicking

Is when three guys gets there dicks out of there pants and starts bamping them on each others dick-ends with the force of an elephant until two of the dicks gets inside one of the dick's urethra or urinaly gland and repeat the same stapes until it happens to all three of them .

OMG Daniel Radcliffe ,Dane Dehaan and Harry Potter are Triple Dicking

by 2-Cool June 14, 2018

dick capital

The social, political, and economic capital a male gains by being male

He got to speak over her in class - yeah, that’s dick capital right there.

by Spicy Kale June 17, 2018

Patchouli Dick

A penis that has penetrated several hippie vaginas. Similar to a wook cock. See wook.

Justin has literally majored in camp counseling at university. He definitely has a patchouli dick.

by CatEra_wook July 21, 2018

Dick Bribing

Using your dick as an incentive to do something.

He is dick bribing me hard to stay with him

by Email mer July 23, 2018

Dick amnesia

When a woman has so much sex she's can't recollect who and when
When your sex was underwhelming, she forget she had sex with you.

She can't remember losing her virginity because she suffers from dick amnesia.

by Notsporty40 July 24, 2018