Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you

"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"

by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024

Nice one Wez

a compliment given to someone who does a kind gesture; Gestures include: Making a cuppa, and moving a bench.

"Here's a cuppa for yah James, maybe stop screaming because you're shit at video games"
"Yeah nice one Wez"

by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017

ONE BALL

When you have the Jackson disease and you start acting like Hitler himself

Me:My mates so pissed off today, he's definitely got the Jackson one ball disease

by Jokersgrin December 3, 2021

Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021

One-way

A person or thing that only goes around in one direction. A one-way person is someone will get things but wont give things to other people

Stop being one-way

by Plep501 May 22, 2018

Another One Bites the Dust

A shameless, uncredited parody of "Another One Rides the Bus" by Weird Al. Queen should be ashamed.

Another One Bites the Dust is a terrible parody

by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024

Hole in one

When you blow your load and it lands directly down in your bellybutton

I got a hole in one the other day, it was such a mess

by Le-polarbear November 19, 2016