one hand jam

Masturbation,one handly Eagerly Pleasing yourself

He's been in there for awhile, he's probably doing the one hand jam.

by Emazingjrow February 1, 2018

Onning

to go online; to open an application

A: Hey! B, are we going to play?
B:wait, onning

by JOLLYDRADE August 27, 2021

One-balled

An oil field industry term that describes a situation, when in pipe recovery, that isolation of a problematic zone to free tubular work string happens by dropping one single MicroPlug ball.

We had a R.I.P. job for Concho with Old School tools out of WTX and we one-balled them and are coming out of the hole

by Mustemote May 25, 2019

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

El One Fee Water

The Man, The Myth, The Mong.

Noun: An absolute mong, loves pistachio ice cream and abusing pineapples.
Noun: A political ideology that supports the creation of pineapple pizza

Example 1: Look at this guy El One Fee Water getting himself banned off of a sub-reddit, the absolute mong.
Example 2: A dummy thicc italian bitch who lives in new jersey, who gets bullied a lot by people on the internet and has

an imaginary girlfriend.

by ACraZYHippIEZA January 29, 2021

one fine day

A day that looks good to start but goes terrible.

and one fine day

by plato! July 24, 2024

large ones

Another way of saying that somebody is being irrationally angry, or is having a go at you.

My girlfriend was giving it the large ones last night

by CoDCrafted October 11, 2023