The Great One

Person who thinks he’s the leader of a dictatorship, the master of the round table, OCD (but says he’s not) oh yeah and a teddy bear regardless of his mean mug 😅

The Great One has arrived.

by itsRahRahh June 12, 2022

Fill two needs with one deed

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.

A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.

I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.

by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019

Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.

Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Four Seasons In One Day

When your shit starts out runny, then gets solid and then gets watery or any combination of the above mentioned

My favourite type of Shit is the Four Seasons In One Day

by UncrunchableCorn February 26, 2025

one push

When you take a shit in one push due to time constraint.

punch a grumpy

One push, you're done.

by Doctor Sanchez November 1, 2008

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

One stand

The mating ritual between two unacquainted human beings of which takes course during the day.

“Hey b, you wanna come over for a one stand”

by RandGscopywrite April 10, 2020