How does the Tassie Two Head boy know his mothers got her period? Cause his brothers cock tastes like blood!
by Yoyo Wanabanana September 19, 2019
Get the Tassie Two Headmug. by Smart kid 2 3 4 LUKE July 31, 2021
Get the Head bangmug. A hateful, left-wing female university professor of Caucasian descent in their 50’s or 60’s, generally from the east coast, who views any white male as being equivalent to Hitler. They tend to not contribute much to society but view themselves as elite, making impressive salaries with even more impressive pensions “working” for the government, spending more time protesting at rallies than teaching their privileged, virtue-signaling propaganda. They tend to drive Subarus or Toyota Prius’s and scoff at anyone with a car that has more than 4 cylinders or is lacking a battery pack. Despite their designation, their frizzy and unkempt hair pales in comparison to their stinky and overgrown pussies, which have been untouched for decades, contributing to their disdain for men.
“Joe, this Frizz Head just backed into me with her Prius at Whole Foods. Instead of apologizing, she flipped me off and said “f**k you!!!” because I was “oppressing” her ability to back out of a parking spot without looking due to my “white male privilege.” I love living in a college town…”
by Gerks March 3, 2025
Get the Frizz Headmug. August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x
by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021
Get the National Jahtari gets head daymug. Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.
by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020
Get the turtle-headmug. by SexyK+Bones February 27, 2021
Get the Pussy Headmug. by Jeffit May 11, 2024
Get the Jeffits Headmug.