get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

get tophied

beat your opponent by 0.01 of a difference, even more exciting when done last second.

Player1: Oh my God, he just beat me by -0.01
Average Trackmania Player: GET TOPHIED MATE

by strus_amogus May 8, 2022

Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 8, 2022

Get a Life

go an f##king life fill that empty void in heart you monkey what are you doing here just wasting your time and life away go do something meaning full change the world for crying out loud just don't spend your time on here study you probably have a test you're avoiding to study for your going to fail if you don't study and don't go watch your favorite tv shows or YouTube videos or anime or video games

Go get a life you homo or monkey whatever you prefer

by ThaTGuyT_T May 9, 2022

Getting Depp'd

When you do some blow and cut your finger off while your Mrs does a code brown on your pillow. For extra Depp points slam a cupboard as you do it.

Did you hear about Jonny? He got wrecked last night and ended up getting Depp'd too.

by TurbanDictionairy May 9, 2022

Get freaky day

Rub on a girls pussy and they have to rub your dick back

Get freaky day :You have to rub on a girls pussy and they have to rub on your dick back

by May 10 May 9, 2022

Get Jake'd

Jaking someone means to use the attack 'Ice Beam' in any game of Pokémon for the 10% chance to freeze an oponent.

Get Jake'd! I totally expected to freeze you in the first round.

by The Jeiku May 11, 2022