by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021
Get the Fatty Log One Wipemug. When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
Get the one eyed, one legged piratemug. Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
Get the more than one virgin of the storymug. by Grantivanschilte April 25, 2024
Get the day one strokesmug. Contrary to people here saying its someone who’d anything for you. Its someone who just tells the truth when it matters, high moral character, alive, opposite of a npc. Is not conniving or calculating, connects closely with other real ones. Fearless.
That whistle blower is a real one, He could have sold us out but hes a real one. Hes a real one, he wont cheat to win, he knows itd make the win meaningless, hes a real one. Everyone loves him, hes a top dog, hes a real one.
by Dgh1818 October 27, 2025
Get the Real onemug. Dude, Brad has been spouting some hate-filled mess lately. I'm afraid he's one K away from putting on a hood.
by jwattsj January 24, 2017
Get the one K awaymug. A saying commonly used in New Zealand to express disappointment in somebody, it can also be used whenever someone lets you down so massively, you want to let them know how much they fucked up using just two words.
by Jackamamie October 20, 2022
Get the Stink Onemug.