Diamond Dog

Diamond Dog refers to a dog who does not identify as a female or dog but identifies as static street lamp who is genderless

That Diamond Dog is going to be mad when he says “here girl”

by D34Dcell August 25, 2021

Road dog

A lazy driver, does nothing except drive then hang up the keys
Never washed truck, has damage and never repairs.

See that kenworth-shes a road dog , see the state of that road dog

Must be a mong driving that road dog

by Fahh-q-765 August 27, 2021

double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.

Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.

by Kevareeno August 28, 2021

fat dog

A little chonky hommie who is a good boy/girl

Look at that fat dog! he's so cute!

by cat and dog lover August 28, 2021

Dog

Dog: an animal that on most cases is kept Like an pet. The word can be used on many ways Like:

1.person:Hey Mike i think i saw your dog

2.person:where i was looking for him,i thought he was gone
1.person I ran him over by car
2. WTF why didn’t you tell me that on first place

by Sexoffender2. August 30, 2021

DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.

"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Dog water

Something horrible.

You: Do you like this cup?
Me: No, it's dog water.

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021